Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo!
Shit, wrong Kubrick movie.

Pepsi Presents: New Zanzibar

And blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget reading lines. And the blackjack!

it may be overexposed at this point, but wouldn't it have made more sense to use the Gary Jules version?

Making an Analrapist?

I don't care if it says guitar leads. You don't play Wasted Years and not do the solo (yeah, I'm looking at you Ryan Adams).

I can. But that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.

If it's the zaaaaaaaaaaaaap that John Waters makes on The Simpsons I'm all for it.

And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. At least, that's what the benefits of a classical education tell me.

"Here, have a gun." - Wil Traval

I don't have kids, but I am confident saying Seth MacFarlane has never invented anything original.

I feel like "Altar-Bound, Hypnotized" would've made more sense for Palin.

It's the car-hole/car-hold debates of 1995 all over again!

All those scenes at the Rallys drive-thru were awfully bright for 4 AM

Thank you for the link. I've watched it several times now. It's really tough to make any conclusive statements based on the video alone, between the frame rate, distance, and speed of the event. I'm sure that won't win me any new friends in this discussion but I can only go by what I'm seeing. It does seem…

It is true that I have not seen any of the video. I am only going off of the reporting of the story. I'm certainly willing to change my mind in the face of new information and would be happy to watch any video of the incident if you have a link to provide. I'm not an automatic police apologist but I do think a…

I don't know what Serpico said, but if he did say it, he's either lying or ignorant of actual policy, which you can see here on page 4:

No, cops are not supposed to shoot in the air first, and there is no such thing as a warning shot or aiming for the leg or any of that nonsense. That's all Hollywood bullshit. There are very strict rules about when an officer can fire his weapon and it basically comes down to your life or another person's life being…

They've got more Glens than a Scotch whisky festival

Perhaps they should also take into account that the Mets and Dodgers, teams from the two largest media markets (and fairly Democratic markets as well), were playing a crucial playoff game at the same time the debates were airing?