Gigi is the worst Best Picture winner. Then Crash. Then Chariots of Fire. Then Tom Jones. Then probably The Greatest Show on Earth. Oliver! might make the top 10.

Years ago I blew the chance to buy Picasso's Guernica for a song. Luckily that song was ''White Christmas'', and by hanging on to it I made billions.

yeah I was really expecting it to perform better among the 50 million in the 2-11 demo

Good for you, Lloyd!

Ironically enough, I'd still rather read this than Twilight

IT'S CAKE, MOTHERFUCKER! YOU'RE DEAD! IT IS ONLY CAKE! OH MY GOD! THE ONLY WAY SKY CAKE TASTES GOOD IS IF, UP IN THE SKY, THE SKY COOKIE AND SKY PIE PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE THE SKY PIE! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY SKY CAKE TASTES GOOD!

I am a new tie wearing!

Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

Dragon Sound does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.

Who buys hammocks at IKEA when there are four great hammock places down at the hammock complex on Third?

THIS REVIEW ORIGINATES FROM THE HEART!!!

I prayed for Mojo.

They got these big chewy pretzels there durrdarhurawwyurrbeerurdo…five dollars?!?getouttahere…

Of course not. They were never popular.

Because he tried to kill Captain America?

About 10 years ago Warner Bros. had a contest to come up with the title for the movie that would eventually be called North Country. I won that contest and got $1000 for it. The money was nice but I was more excited to be able to forever say that I was the one who named that movie. Except they ultimately didn't use…

The look on that jerk's face when he gets called "this jerk" never fails to make me uncontrollably laugh.

I guess it's funny if editors have a pretty offensive view of A.V. Club commentors? Otherwise, don’t need it.

Bernadette's love for Cinderella is a nice callback to the episode where the girls go to Disneyland and she makes damn sure that she will be the only one of the three who gets to be Cinderella in the princess makeovers.

Just make sure to get rid of whatever crappy cologne is in there and fill it with pure gasoline.