He said he’ll donate a “million dollars”. Understand that as far as he’s concerned it’s already done, he “donated a million dollars”. It’s how he is and how he’s always been. He just says things and then proceeds as if the thing happened, even if there’s boundless evidence that it did not. Call him out on it and he’ll…

Fuck off, KKKappa Delta.

i’m so glad you survived

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE FOX IS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA OH MY GOD! *Bashes head against desk repeatedly*

How about we make a deal? How about when the fake King  stops talking about armies of the dead day in and day out, maybe we can drop the Tyrion traitor scandal. But until then, I think I’m going to stay on it.

Well you get the dumb-ass of the day award

There would be no mention of it if Obama was acting to repeal the program he put in place? Is that what you’re saying?

Your comment is dumb. This was one of Obama’s policies. Are you saying that the “liberals” (in quotes because I know what kind of shit you’re trying to pull here) would have a problem with Obama changing or getting rid of one of his own policies?

What the fuck is up with that shitbag’s stance in that image. Looks like he’s got a full diaper.

I wrote this for last night’s What’s On Tonight - I think there’s a lot of valuable info that isn’t nearly well known enough.

Serious answer: he’s fat. He’s extremely overweight and thinks that wearing baggy suits that balloon around him in any way disguises it. It’s the sartorial equivalent of a comb-over.

Donald Trump is a billionaire businessman who’s worn a suit his whole life.

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Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

Yo. Yo?

What a crowd. What a turnout.

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