Reading Obama’s and Trump’s descriptions of the white house is like comparing a $150 steak dinner to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. And not even the fun spiral shaped macaroni. The little fucking elbows shapes. Fuck those elbows, and fuck Trump.

...but frequently Asian-Americans are as well.

Clegg elaborated, with a hollow and incendiary talking point, “The civil rights laws were deliberately written to protect everyone from discrimination, and it is frequently the case that not only are whites discriminated against now, but frequently Asian-Americans are as well.”

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues.

True story, I dated a guy who lived down the street from the ice cream truck depot in the West Village. Around 5pm, every summer evening, they all roll out as an adorably coordinated sugar-fueled cheer army. The jingles were always delightful because even though they were loud, they just sound like happiness.

Maya Rudolph is perfect.

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Also, after having been diagnosed with and recovering from cancerous lesions on his liver and brain.*

I love how Jimmy Carter is building houses at the age of 92 (after collapsing due to dehydration) at the same time this guy needs a break from being President.

I’ve been so freaking excited for this movie!!!! So jealous you already got to see it.

After a 13 year hiatus wherein marriages, divorces and procreation occupied us, my girls and I are taking a trip in the fall to celebrate our 40th birthdays.

*Hugs* Thank you. <3 I really mean it, but assurance (even just something as simple as your comment) makes a whole lot of difference. It’s easy to fall into the trap of thinking everyone hates you. Half of my real life conversations are trying to defend myself against hate or countering persistent ignorance.

Transfolks, I’m so sorry that this is happening to you. You matter. You deserve to live unafraid of others. You deserve to be safe.

Hottest of Taeks: Don Junior is a fucking moron.

jesus fuck riz ahmed is so ridiculously good-looking, my god

I was the only rookie not invited. No one knew who I was :/

Thank you for the info, but that may have been the whitest paragraph ever written.

“...and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.”

Punters are people too :(