She seems like 100% marriage material and I congratulate you for finding a good one. I often used the downstairs bathroom because it had a lock and prevented my oldest sister from “accidentally” walking in on me.
I like to imagine that your wife works at a very small workplace, and everybody in the office is wondering who the mystery shitter is.
“Coincidentally, this is also my very mysterious response when people ask why I am going all the way over to the emptier downstairs bathroom”
Beatrice Small is legit so so so smutty.
The Skye O’Malley books are fire. Read every book in that series when I was a teenager. Subsequently acquired a bajillion different words for penis; manroot is still my favourite.
Skye O’Malley by Bertrice Small would have been a great choice, too. So much sex and Barbary pirates and jaguars on leashes!
I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.
His Wikipedia has already been edited. Beautifully.
“The Intercept published a full transcript of the “very friendly” April phone between Donald Trump and his strongman crush Rodrigo Duterte”
That’s a great photo. I just made it my iPhone lock screen.
He just radiates love towards her
Aaaaand now I’m ugly crying
There’s also a great one with Carrie and Mark Hamill:
I hate Annie Leibovitz and her ugly and boring brown filters. But will buy this VF - I’ll hunt down one with Carrie on the cover.
Oh my goodness, that picture with Billie Lourd.
Better yet, if he replies to you, you can dismiss his post.