Trick question, since a golf date sounds awful for any amount of time.

What the hell do you do if a golf date goes badly? That’s a long date with no viable escape plan. (Disclaimer: I do not have the patience/attention span for golfing and so would never go on a golf-date.)

“Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole FROM BOSTON”

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

Love her. “Do it on my twin bed” is an all-time fave.

growing number of concerns from students, alumni and faculty and by the request of Archbishop Joseph Naumann and Abbot James Albers

It’s nice that on Easter weekend, the Catholic Church has acknowledged that it has taken care of all the most important issues facing it, such as its decades long child abuse scandal. I’m glad it can now devote time to focus on the minor issues now that the major problems on the agenda have been resolved.

SOLID DEFENSE, DUDE. Can’t imagine why people are worried about your treatment of gay folks.

Librarians are not to be fucked with! They will school you!

I disagree respectfully.

Eggs or go home bitches. And memo to the Reese’s conglomerate: ditch those nasty Christmas trees. The peanut butter to chocolate ration is wrong, like a dog peed on the tree wrong.

I’m still so cross that she’s gone. There was so much still left in her. The tribute is beautiful and I’m glad it wasn’t a whole somber, earnest, affair. There was sex jokes and her sticking her tongue down a fan’s throats and it was perfect. For me, I just burst when they showed the little girls dressed up as Leia.…

Thank you for the opportunity - mom says you must never pass on the opportunity for tears.

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

Though if I’m not mistaken, Easter and Passover are determined by the same thing (as opposed to Easter being determined by the timing of Passover), no?

But god forbid we have affordable healthcare.

Let me get this straight. Man drops some artwork downtown in form of protest. City loves it and permanently adopts artwork. Another artest drops a different piece of art near the first one as a form of protest/tribute and the first artist is now complaining about his copywrite?

Don’t you know that safe spaces are nothing but PC term!!

i don’t pray often, but i pray you and your kiddos stay safe.