Stabbings are also easier to defend yourself from, and do far less damage to groups of people. I’d rather have my worst-case scenario be getting stabbed than getting shot.

Thank you, Jessie. Really over the whole “let’s ban knives then, too!!!” comments.

People are more likely to survive a stabbing. Comments like yours, meant to deflect attention away from the real issue we have with guns in the USA, are getting really tiresome.

That’s a brilliant idea. I hate that it’s such a brilliant idea.

You have no idea how much I hate that I’m here telling you that your plan is brilliant and thank you for caring about your kiddos so much. Also considering carrying a couple lollipops in my purse just in case I need to keep my own kids quiet in an emergency sometime.

I keep a bag of lollipops in the filing cabinet near where they have to be quiet. In the event that it wasn’t a drill or went on for a really long time, everyone is getting something stuck in their mouths. You have no idea how much I hate that I have a plan for that scenario.

No. California went blue, and San Bernandino is mostly Latino. And there’s not oil or stock benefit for him.

If carrying out a murder-suicide of your partner isn’t enough to flag you as a miserable waste of humanity, try doing it in front of a classroom full of children aged 5 to 11.

I’m fucking tired of living in a country where the NRA has such a fucking stranglehold on our politicians that I have to be worried about my kid getting shot at school because there are so many fucking guns and such a culture of violence. And there is no end in sight.

I’m already assuming the shooter’s a white male.

I work in education. These incidents are incredibly hard. Schools are supposed to be safe spaces, and this shit happens too often in general, but especially in schools.

I’m hoping that they think it’s a drill like the ones they practice all the time...that they don’t know people were shot and killed.

I can’t even look at those little ones holding hands...they must be so afraid,

Will Trump intervene on behalf of these beautiful babies?

i saw the picture of the little kids holding hands and immediately teared up. why. how. why.

Is it wrong that I am making the assumption in my head that the shooter is a man and the teacher is a woman? I mean that seems to be what the odds are, but I shouldn’t assume that, right?

He is incredibly talented. Also, the unsung heroes of SNL have got to be the folks in the wardrobe/makeup department who consistently transform the cast members into freakishly accurate likenesses of whomever they are lampooning.

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

THIS GIF

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”