I didn’t realize the mark of good journalism was humor.

did you.....did you watch the video?

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

Please let there be debates.

I read that and my face had an involuntary “ooooh” reaction. That’s how I knew it was shade.

KARA Welcome back :)))

(sorry I know we’re not yassing anymore. But WHOOP)

Okay, so lack of access to prenatal care means less health care for both mothers and babies. Which means that preventable health issues are not prevented and non-preventable issues are not managed to make them, you know, less deadly.

Can we use some copies to give thousands of paper cuts to Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick? (The smug, Texan assdingle Dan Patrick, not the smooth, sports reporter guy Dan Patrick )

“(I am bitter and aggressively patriotic during the Olympics.)“

Fuck off Piers, you’re just bitter because doping is the only way the UK stands a chance in any swimming event other than the men’s breaststroke.

I was too busy laughing at this:

Yas King!

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

Some of the twitter takes are pretty damn hilarious. What an amazing, breathtaking performance!

Girl was done and celebrating before the second place swimmer had even hit the wall.