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(I really need a better gif of that.)

It makes me happy every time I see it (and makes me get “JAP Rap” stuck in my head again). Crazy Ex-Girlfriend FTW.

NBC needs to give Olympics coverage to someone competent.

NBC needs to Sheket bevaka sha

NBC needs to just...not.

My goodness, that is one tasty Pita.

It was meant to be patronising, yes.

Oh God fuck off you insufferable vegan. It is hilarious that your entire string of aggressive, self righteous comments were meant as some defense against vegans being seen exactly the way you come across.

She wasn’t much of a student, either, and that didn’t stop her.

I was just on their GoFundMe page and they’re only $900 over their goal. C’mon Jezzies, we can help out. Maybe we can help them go home to an actual home.

I eagerly await the day Biden shows Kaine around the naval academy, capped off by shotgunning beers in the driveway.

I can’t wait to watch him eat Pence’s lunch like Biden did to Paul Ryan back in the 2012 VP debate.

Biden probably said, “Alright, kid. Ya gotta bring the goods. But lay off the malarky! That’s mine.”

The “well she’s better than Trump” brush off boils my blood. To be clear, I’ll take it all the way to the White House, but fuck you for completely ignoring and/or discrediting her entire life’s work. What the fuck have you done, bro?

I fell hard for Tim last night, his running gag with the whole “Believe me” was dually incredible because it was an extremely calculated move to incite Trumps rage by consistently mocking him, but he still came off as that dad who gives you a box of condoms when you go off to college so you are prepared. I mean maybe

Dad night was fun. But i am nervous and excited about Hillary’s speech. After being super upset last week, i felt obama’s speech hit all the right notes in terms of optimism and hope and I loved the way he took swipes at Trump and positioned Hillary as his natural successor. But this is Hillary’s night and i am

I really didn’t think I’d feel energized heading into November. The RNC was yes, a dumpster fire (a yuuge one at that), but I was a little concerned that the Dems would have trouble coming out from all the negativity. I love being wrong, sometimes.

At one point during Kaine’s dad-joke speech (maybe multiple points, I was mainly listening and not watching) the camera cut to Biden and the look on his face said “This is a worthy successor.” It was adorable and heartwarming.