Wait, did I miss a major announcement? BURT ARE YOU LEAVING US?!!!!! There are not enough CAPS and !!!!!!!! to express my sorrow.

I'm on hold with Kaiser to get my shots up-to-date. My county office of education is now requiring proof of MMR from teachers as well. Thanks anti-vaxx assholes.

One of the nest things about being a student- half off Prime. It has saved me so much money over the last two years!

One of the nest things about being a student- half off Prime. It has saved me so much money over the last two years!

Rest in peace Mr. Banks. You were a true class act.

I was in 8th grade and wanted the Cyndi Lauper shaved on one side, long on the other haircut SOOOOOOO bad. My mom wouldn't let me do that, but she did let me have the hair above my right ear cut short. It was OK for a bit, but then we made the mistake of doing the home perm. My hair is pretty long, so I ended up…

Yep!

You had me at Groupon. I have found that many people who use Groupon for restaurants tend to be entitled assholes who want to have the fine dining experience but don't want to pay for it (full disclosure- I often buy Groupon deals for restaurants, but usually really casual places, and we always tip on the full value…

This totally made my day. Get it girls!

I took ballroom dance in college, and we learned to cha-cha to "Smooth Operator." It is positively Pavlovian the way my feet start to do the steps whenever I hear that song.

I have cut my mother out of my life for so many reasons. She tried to take me away from my father. She never let me speak when social workers were there, so I couldn't report on the fact that she knowingly left me in the care of an abusive older sibling, she told me lies about my father at a young age which led to a…

My dad worked on California Street on the edge of the Financial District in San Francisco when I was growing up. When I stayed with him, I had to go to the office with him on the weekends. He used to give me $10 and send me down the street to the McDs for lunch, and told me to buy a book at B. Dalton, and then come…

Yeah, that is what is really irking me. David Oyelowo was so amazing in "Selma." He deserved to be nominated.

My ex and I went to Benihana for Valentine's Day a few years back (big mistake) and it was an utter shit show. People were showing up late for their reservations (30-45 minutes late) and the restaurant was honoring the reservations, pushing everyone back. To make it even worse, they didn't offer those of us who were…

My dad is old school and tips 15%. He isn't an asshole, he's just 82 years old and doesn't realize that time have changed. When we go out to eat with my folks in the Bay Area, we always sneak an extra $20 into the tip just to cover things. Part of this is self-preservation- my husband is fairly well-known in the…

Same! I'm a part-time teacher and a grad student. I don't have a lot to spare!

It is dickheads such as these that cause me to ALWAYS tip at least 20% unless the service was truly appalling. Chances are, some asshole has cheaped out on my servers tip at some point in the evening. My extra $$ may not make a huge difference, but I hope that it at least sends the message that not everyone is an…

Limp dick unicorn is my new favorite thing. I think this looks fun. I go into pretty much every movie with low expectations and generally walk out happy.

I just walked out of "Selma" and that makes me so angry. What an amazing film.

We were in vacation in Mexico at the same place as Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart. He was so gracious and nice to the staff there. He gave up a whole afternoon so that the employees could bring their families in to meet him and take pictures. Not too many people would do that. Class act!

So many apologies good sir!