Who says it is supposed to mean something meaningful? Or has to? 

“Alexa, can you get your news from the BBC world feed?”
“Alexa, what was I doing in Cities: Skylines before I ended up too busy to play it for, like, two solid weeks?”
“Alexa, what’s my girlfriend’s favorite flower again? And can you order some to send to her office because her birthday’s coming up?”

The M Coupe is a fantastic choice, if one can be found, and the maintenance budget allows for it.

I did see one whack a curb the other day which is dangerous for me because you can only laugh so hard while driving before you hit something yourself.

Good deal. For the price of one month's cable service, a TV and Fire Stick. 720p is just fine for a 32".

Good deal. For the price of one month's cable service, a TV and Fire Stick. 720p is just fine for a 32".

The first most common pull-up mistake is doing pull-ups instead of taking a nap.

I'm sitting at around 900. Have six or seven ships.

I happen to be a friend of a number of people that are managers and employees at RightWay and I'd like to give out some facts for the haters that are on this site and other sites. While I think it would be fine to do this for publicity, that was not the reason it was done. The proof of that is in the fact this is…

The whole back end of this thing is like the rest of the car.

Rather not... Yes it'll wake you up, yes it'll drive you insane.

Looks like he's enjoying a day at the beach with some friends. What a jerk.

Stop it you monster! You'll screw up their SEO! We've already lost far too many gawker "writers" for not meeting clickbait targets! 2015 is the year we say #NoMoreBeheadingsInTheGawkerBreakroom

Then is occur to me, Funny car on snow, but that does not make car on snow funny?

As a Santa of nearly 40 years, I have always come up against the honesty versus myth challenge. As an ardent believer as a child, recalling how powerful and wonderful that fantasy was—watching the sky from the back of the station wagon for the sleigh and reindeer, going to bed at 5 o'clock on Christmas Eve with elves…

"I'm never going to have kids so I feel like I don't belong as much in this conversation..."

A friend of mine is doing Elf on the Shelf. His 3 year old was eyeing the doll and said "Daddy, I don't think he's real. How does he move around?"

Come on, you usually do a better job of defending the clearly clickbait headlines. There is no real defense of this though. It says "body" in the headline, almost always (especially in news articles) meant to imply a corpse, and the video thumbnail appears to show just that in the road.

"In other news, Michael…

The gawker writer snark is strong in this one. I just usually sub out the word "white" and replace it with "black" in these types of articles, see if it still looks like something they'd write.. and of course it isn't. That usually sniffs out the loser writers.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

Hit it like you mean it!