Now you don’t even sound fun.

aww, you shouldn’t have!

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Death Cult Capitalism©®™ is a core GOP value.

I know the guy who wrote that

They closed all schools in KS until the end of the school year yesterday

Joke’s on her, she went to Red Robin.

You can’t really compare it to the price of a theater ticket. For one, as others have pointed out, you’re not paying per person. Also it’s for 48 hours instead of just the run time of a single viewing. And you don’t have to sit through Maria Menounos asking the world’s easiest trivia questions while your popcorn gets…

I too am in Cali and am self-isolating; I’ve had chemo and a stem-cell transplant, my poor immune system is limping. I don’t feel great either; I’ve got chills, a sore throat and for the last 30 minutes a rager of a headache. I shot my doctor an email...I think I’ll take hot bath while I’m waiting.  You be careful…

I’m in California and have chronic health problems so I’m going to go ahead and home isolate like Gov. Newsom has requested. I have enough food, books and movies. I’m counting on my lovely Jezzies to keep me from getting too lonely. Also, I have a resentment against everyone that panic bought all the pasta. lol( I'm…

Just say you work with a goblin next time.

I agree with your general points, but...

He must be related to the dumbshit I work with who has been observed not washing his hands (and grabbing ice from the ice maker with said hands), who recently declared he doesn’t even order Chinese takeout anymore.

I see more people apply soap to dry hands than wet hands first. Being in the latter category, I do not understand this behavior and when I try it, it just feels SO WRONG.

That is weird, seems like any flights purchased BEFORE a certain date (ie when people knew things would get crazy, which in Seattle is like less than a week ago) would be refundable. Maybe their policy will change if/when a big enough stink is made about it (or they cancel flights because of federal guidance or…

Reconsider. The entire school district of Seattle just announced that it’s taking 2 weeks off. Jay Inslee just cancelled all gatherings over 250 people for King, Pierce, and Snohomish counties through the end of March. The Mariners are moving all home games for March out of Seattle. All the other sports teams are…

I will beat this drum until he has a real rally!

I’m supposed to leave for Europe in less than two weeks. I can cancel my hotels up until the day before check in, but my flight is a 100% non-refundable, non-changeable discount fare. Insurance will only cover it if the government issues a warning against all non-essential travel to the places in visiting. I’m…