But what about Baby Jesus?

This ain’t fitting around the typical American, HAha.

I do not want him to die in office. I want him to watch his replacement take the oath of office in January 2021.

Your cat is very pretty and looks like a great pal

Oh God no, escort missions can go die in a fire.  Other than that, though, I love me some side missions.  It’s why my Witcher and Skyrim saves were in the hundreds of hours.

“Weren’t there rumors of him cheating even before he become president?”

2 women on each others shoulders wearing a trench coat and a fake mustache for prez 2024

That’s because you are SENSIBLE regardless of color. Congratulations! I assume you keep your raisins out of your potato salad as well.

I’m white, but I honestly thought everyone knew that you don’t fuck with people who are serving you things (especially food).

I loved all your plans. I thought you owned the debate stage. I thought you crushed Bloomberg back to baby status in his first debate but unfortunately, you suffer from what many African Americans suffer from: You aren’t a white man.

Bloomberg won American Samoa. I don’t even know where that is.

Here is my comment, white person reading this. Go back up and read this essay again. Think about it. Then don’t say shit, because truly you ain’t got shit to say.

Look, it’s hard

I was confused by the top picture here.

Robinette is definitely the low-key guy who stayed in his Detroit neighborhood house post White-flight and fixed all the neighborhood kid’s bikes for free regardless what color those kids were. He sat in a folding chair in his garage and had a refrigerator and a little black & white TV back there, always watching some…

“Nigga. Joe Biden’s middle name is currently working the back line in a Waffle House. Joe Biden’s middle name is basically all-black low top Air Force 1s. Somewhere in an alternate universe Joe Biden’s middle name is standing on MLK in a wife-beater drinking a Miller pony and smoking a Kool 100.”

I don’t care what political party he belongs to, heroin addiction is a horrible thing and I hope he can find a way to kick it.

I would rather share a bathroom with a transwoman any day than some helicopter peeing Becky who thinks her ass is so delicate that it can’t touch a toilet seat, but no one else’s is so they can sit in her leavings.

My wife and I have started calling each other and our kids “bebe”, while simultaneously yelling out “Daaaviiiid”