A Ja-fakin’ named Chet. *Sigh. Sounds about white.

“Court documents allege that Campbell used the hijab and rubbed it on and across multiple exposed sexually intimate parts of her body,” the office said.

3 year old: “I don’t love you” *smirk* (thinking this is the height of comedy)

Isn’t Megan McCain a Fox News Blonde anyways so if we vote for the latter we’ll take out the former with it? Or is it that because her full time gig isn’t on Fox News that she’s considered separate (even though doesn’t she still appear on the channel)? Either way I still thinks she’s the worst of the bunch because…

The tea I’m drinking today:

Imma drop a house on all those assholes and give Lizzo the shoes. The End.

This is lovely. Thanks for sharing. 

LOL. You think anyone in his circle tells him anything negative? Oh sweet summer child.

He’s just terrible at using that flamethrower, yet he always goes back to it...

THANK YOU.

Whole milk FTW.

I read that last part in Hermione Granger’s voice

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

Funny how you’re justifying domestic violence with “she started it.”

If she was throwing heavy/potentially damaging objects at him, then he should’ve called the police and gotten his children out of there. Reacting to someone chucking shit (assuming she was) with violence only escalates the situation.

Or did your…

What I continue to find both remarkable and highly amusing is the Republicans think everyone is as dumb as the Trump voter. Listening to the regurgitated beefaroni Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan* and That Ratliff Fuck vomit up would be hilarious if the consequences weren’t so dire. Good lord, anyone with a 9th grade…

There are five syllables in “Nathan Peterman,” which technically makes his name bigger than Tom Brady.

In public.

I scrolled straight to the comments and so for a second I thought you were talking about the cat and I was deeply confused.

As a Jew I’d like to apologize for what we did... We could have done more to stop what happened, but we didn’t. In fact, some of us probably encouraged it, guided by personal gain and not the terrible impact our actions - or lack of action - would have on the history of mankind. It was not a proud moment in our…

This is because, when I was seven or eight, I embarrassed my mom, my ancestors and my entire church family by losing a contest against a white boy at a Vacation Bible School math competition.