2) Do I really want to be the guy in his 40s trying weed for the first time?

age is but a number friend, everyone comes to these things differently, so don’t let that turn you away. Once you give it a shot, you’ll realize how much not a big deal it was the entire time. 

This tickled me way more than it should have lol 

I knew a guy once. He lost his Lord of the Family status in a best-of-three NBA Jam TE series.

Now his son writes him in as a dependent on his taxes. Boomshakalaka.

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Quacktose intolerant, are we?

What an ironic last name for a man with no lips to speak of...

They look like central casting for serial killers.

Yeah, unlike this guy!

Hugs to you. <3

A Dutchman’s body is basically cancer held together by soft,mildly sweet chews.

As someone who has had 2 miscarriages so far in 2019, I’d like to issue a very hearty, very personal “fuck you” to the Biebers. I sincerely hope they never have to find out firsthand how painful jokes like this can be for some people.

Let’s be honest, most boring 40+ people in office cubicles grew up in the 90s partying to hip-hop and R&B, that’s why so many mainstream stations play a lot of that material now.

And Left Eye’s verse in Waterfalls is downright Christian... but also not so Christian as to offend non-Christians. It’s genuinely the most inoffensive, mom-friendly rap verse I can think of. 

What kind of vanilla bullshit regards the rap verse of Waterfalls too hardcore for radio play?! It’s not like it’s NWA.

Bruh, thou in denial about something, GTFO and take that hateful nonsense to a therapist, idiot protest too much

lissen. A few of my colleagues had mentioned not having heard of her and I told them their life will be superior prior to any digging or research. Ignorance really do be bliss. 

4. #1s who hate being lumped in with #3s by virtue of a horribly designed and implemented commenting system. The Grays contain but ≠ trolls.

There are plenty of non-trolls out here in the Grey Wasteland, just plugging along, hoping to one day be made one of the cool kids. It’s fine. I’m not bitter.