While everyone was dying and risking their lives, Bran was chilling, presumably catching up on his Netflix queue or the new season of Insecure. Bran, an unbothered king.

I think she was still alive... Probably protected by Crypt Girl. (Who I think I saw in the aftermath)

I wish... There was a cell phone guy and an “Let me audibly explain everything going on to the person I’m with” guy in the audience at the showing I went to.

Jon will always make the worst possible decisions at the worst possible times. This SHOULD lead to his death, but I’m pretty sure he’ll fail upward to end up king by accidentally getting everyone else killed.

3 castle torches for fighting ice zombies on an open field at night... what could go wrong?

“If Tyrion was black, they would have fired him a long time ago.”

I really want Lyanna Mormont to survive this.

I used to go from beard to shaved somewhat frequently... Every single time I shaved I would look at myself in the mirror and think “WHY DID I DO THAT?”

She sent the 5-foot-6, 300-pound, would-be car thief—who was wearing nothing but his drawers—running for his life into a nearby mobile park.

It was mainly a joke, but I think the age bit is just leftover from the pre-legalization era.

It’s still not legal in my state... I’m over 40 and have never tried it. When I was younger it was a combo of

There was a random beep every once in a while that was driving everyone nuts.

Turn to your neighbor and say...

Islamists?

Maybe Reggie will start a GoFundMe in your name.

• Will Jon become the dragons’ stepdaddy? Drogon seems like a ride or die dragon but it was apparent from the way Rhaegal stared longingly at Jon, that he needs a father figure in his life.

I do quite a bit. Which is probably a little odd.

I know it’s been (in)bred out of them... but it’s too bad that along with all the other failings white supremacists also have no sense irony.

I generally do at least 20% because I don’t like math.