I was expecting worse in the article since it looked like you went with the “we don’t like this person” header image / freeze frame reserved for the likes of President [orange sack of dogshit gathered from a burnt out garbage fire], Candace “Pretty Sure Tammy Faye Get Out’d Her” Owens, and Interchangeable chinless “are…

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I’m surprised that 2 of them have actual jaw lines... I was guessing it would just be 4 secretly-just-giant-thumb looking “people”... but only 2 of them.

Those chews also have cancer.

Sure he’s a talented skateboarder, but I didn’t believe he was blind for a second.

My first thought was My Name is Earl (or Mallrats) Jason Lee?

Well, it’s gotta be true because the people in the Netherlands are so unhealthy.

Millennials aren’t the only ones that need a participation trophy apparently.

These perfectly soured, intensely flavored treats often take a backseat to their predecessors. But while Sour Patch Kids primarily taste like sour sugar (can you tell, eyes closed, whether you’re eating an orange one or a red one?)

I think where Anthem started to go wrong started back in Mass Effect 2 when they changed the Quarians from a race of people that required a contained suit to not die to “Hey, if you take some cold-eze we can totally fuck...” along with removing the mask without seeing her face as a nice “Hey, take a cold-eze and go…

Ms. PRC & I have been struggling with infertility over 10 years and have had two miscarriages. An old high school acquaintance of hers did a fake pregnancy April Fools thing on Facebook yesterday morning... Thankfully she was more irritated and indignant than upset this time. A couple years ago she overheard a…

This is a Texas amusement park. You gotta have standards.

As a kid I had a few nightmares about having to pass the laser sphinx gate.

They probably don’t cut it now... this is back in the 90s when it came out. 40 year olds couldn’t handle it then.

I totally agree... and maybe I’m imagining the whole thing. I think the same station had a “no rap, no country” in one of the radio stingers... (“Name ##.#, your at work music station... no rap, no country *singing Name ##.#*)

This station is one whose daytime purpose is to provide inoffensive background music for 40+ year old boring people in boring office cubicles.

I might be remembering wrong, but I think the rap section was also cut out for the generic “listen at work” radio stations.

I doubt they all hit... I feel like you don’t fire that many bullets if you’re confident about your aim.

They discussed using a Taser, and when an officer arrived with a beanbag shotgun, they decided to go with the less-lethal weapon.

Good video, even more excited to play it now.