It’s probably from seeing too many stories about unarmed people of color being shot... I kind of figured anyone not blindingly white openly carrying a gun would be an instant death sentence.

All that remains now is a decision, and it is the tension leading up to the reveal of that decision that is prompting city leaders to consider an ordinance that would ban items from protests that could be used as weapons.

If it were a standard Bike Supremacist rolling around in full Be Strong gear running over people’s feet then I could understand the rage... I’ve been stuck behind them while driving, had them zip past during one of my rare moments of walking outside, and worked with a few that damn near believed all streets should be…

Skittles is in my top three of candy commercials.

Skittles doesn’t care if your cell phone goes off during the movie.  They won’t judge you... maybe you’re a doctor or something.  Who knows.

You might be onto something... but I’m still leaning towards humiliation being her kink.

I swear these people are just doing this for some sexual gratification. I mean, they can’t actually be thinking “Today is the day someone puts Cardi B in her place! That someone is ME!”

According to one concertgoer, Badu said: “What if one of the people who was assaulted by R Kelly becomes an offender? We gonna crucify them too?”

They had that game at the theater arcade when I was on high school... I played it quite a bit. I never got far because they wanted $1.00-$1.50 to play it.

and has a genetic disorder where he’s actually just a giant thumb with hair.

If you traveled back in time to see baby Hitler... could you just go back to current time with baby Hitler? I mean, an era with no Hitler... AND free baby.

That means they need to be prepared for flavor because the cookout is not the place for anyone who thinks Lawry’s is too spicy.

Well... to be fair, the white members of the team can slather on however much fake tan / bronzer is necessary to match the uniform color.

Problems with The Migos, Chris Brown, AND... Shia LaBeouf?

Next she’ll do them both simultaneously.

I have no issues with a fist bump, I prefer them. My introduction to the term dapping was in respects to a simple pound ages ago, and hadn’t updated my thinking to include fancy daps.

Except like a bad organ transplant, the cancer rejected him.

Are Germans capable of trolling? Maybe it’s the Namibian part of his heritage, but it’s difficult to imagine.

4. Max Siedentopf is “Namibian”, and more insufferable than you imagined:

Ah, that’s right... I forgot about that sketch.