It’s been a while since I’ve seen it, but that sounds more like the R. Kelly episode of The Boondocks.

It might happen... they’re known to be clever girls.

Yeah, I guess I rounded up for my “roving band of possible velociraptors” example... ages 10-13 are just 12 because I can’t tell the difference.

Sure, the commercial might be designed to give you maximum feelings just like Gillette’s new 27 blade razor is designed to give you the smoothest, quickest, and gentlest shave known to man, woman, hairy babies, pets, etc... but there’s no harm in that.

One of the most notable messages of support came from Sioux Falls mayor Paul Ted Haken, who tweeted in part that “This stinks and is not Sioux Falls.”

I don’t know if the lack of bearded individuals is implying that:

That’s just “Big Clorox” propaganda.

The way I pictured it was wine bottle in the Pringles can... kind of like drinking a 40 out of a brown paper bag.

Bleaching whites could also be seen as threatening.

Artistic rendering of the attacker without his beard.

If the NFL’s not paying... can you get punished for a no-show?

Even if they descended on him for absolutely no reason* it would be better to go viral for being “Adult man beaten up by roving band of preteen girls” than “Punched the ever-living fuck out of a 12 year old girl and subsequently arrested”

I’m pretty sure that beard only exists to separate his head and neck. Otherwise people wouldn’t believe him when he insists that he’s not actually just a large thumb.

Rocket powered ninja flips.

She just needed to add “Who here HASN’T intimidated someone into watching you jerk off into a plant?”

I was thinking of doing that. I don’t have any sewing machine experience, but considering how many shirts I have, I might be decent by the third or fourth blanket.

Ascension to godhood... or unfinished space.

I forgot I even had some of these. 

There was an office building in Fallout New Vegas with an unreachable second floor... so I took all of my stored inventory and dumped it until I could jump up there.

I spent a couple years buying cheap pop culture shirts from daily shirt sites (teefury, shirt.woot, etc) ... Every time Ms. PRC talks about the show my comically large collections of t-shirts gets brought up.