Way to kick off the another battle between:

I only played a bit of Vesperia when it came out but the only thing I remember from my playtime was being unreasonably irritated that the main character carried his sword around like a small child would carry around a purse.

I would like to see “all but” replaced.

Same.

I’m pretty proud of myself, because this is the first article about Frank Ocean I didn’t have to remind myself that you are not writing an article about the “Caribbean Queen” singer, Billy Ocean.

Only “Toodles!” would be more comical.

Trump voters - “Obviously”

After watching that clip I would like to propose that all baseball announcers be replaced by Spanish speaking ones. I’m pretty sure that alone would destroy the belief that baseball is boring.

I’ve never heard of her, but I’m glad she was able to get the help and support she needs before it was too late.

#1 - I thought possession was nine-tenths of the law.

I suppose there’s a 23 year old woman in Singapore lonely, wishing for the love of a man whose body has been lovingly crafted with at least 35 years of wine and cheese... the aroma of bad cigarettes... and a face that looks like you’d have a difficult time determining if he was about to orgasm or stuck in a pre-sneeze.

Depending on how she looks in purple / blue she could also be a damn fine Skeletor.

I imagine there was someone with a desk covered in character draft designs ready to go.

I feel like that composite sketch won’t do much good... People are going to be on the lookout for what I initially mistook as a soulful nun. Hell, throw a bit more beard and Kenny Loggins hair and you got a white Jesus sketch.

Back then I would play any of those games that came out on the SNES.

I tried to play it but (my) standard hack & slash controls are burnt into my brain and I’m apparently unable to learn shoulder buttons for attacks & dodge... So instead of doing a combo then dodge, I’m switching weapon mode twice then using a potion.

Which is probably what the boyfriend thought as well.

Not to diminish the story and how shitty she is. (Completely shitty and dangerous, but I’m sure that’s being expressed more eloquently than I could write)

If he sues, Lifetime will just make a Lifetime Movie about it.

I listen to several stand up comedian’s podcasts it sounds like bombing is pretty common.