His voice cracking during the “god damn refund” bit at the end was great. It’s like he was doing his best not to cry in front of the employees.

Looks like we have similar troublemakers.  Trying to put a necktie on her would be the end of me though. 

I was looking at the character customization options in Onrush and there were a lot of similar dances.

Bruce Campbell cameo in DLC.

Hopefully Trump’s Syria Decision is followed by lions, bears, or honey badgers...

I appreciate the clarification... I hope my example wasn’t offensively cliche.

There was a moment in Eighth Grade that freaked me out. It was at the swimming party... I found myself watching a Fight Club plot twist version of my own life.

I’m not cool enough to know intricacies... but it seems like a pushy submissive guy is either a massive contradiction, or just bad at his labeling.

I refer to them as “ascetically unique sweaters”... it’s far less insulting.

No, you fucking don’t. If you did we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Before I saw the amount of the check I thought “At least some businesses are paying their employees properly”

Buying these gifts for white people, and receiving what they picked out for you will also reinforce the truth that you can’t count of them for anything.

Maybe he just forgot some punctuation and maybe intended it to be more sensual.

As a balding male I understand the struggle with accepting facts, but sometimes you just have to let it go.

If they do a Raimi Suit... can we also get a a Bruce Campbell cameo?

Because he’s hoping to make “Pence on a Fence” the next omnipresent watcher of your sins. 

Do you think she’s all bossy about it...? like “they’re not going to suck themselves”

Giant Ape vs. Dinosaur fight.

But the anthropomorphism of this blue cartoon hedgehog suggests things that only the darkest reaches of Tumblr might consider, like “Does Sonic also have...junk?”

9. Give Sisqo 10 dollars for each beach backflip he does in the “Thong Song” video.