“I’ve grown up listening to Michael Bublé’s version with Shania Twain...”

I’m also fine with them NOT in oatmeal cookies. I personally hate it when I think I’m going to get something with chocolate chips... and get raisins. They’re the fruit of betrayal.

While the whole monkey / child comparison doesn’t necessarily HAVE to be racist... it’s kind of unoriginal. Squirrels and Chipmunks are WAY more active and entertaining... and I assume mostly not problematic.

The removal is part of the Busey cover-up.

I am equally as bad as him when it comes to having decent pictures taken... between the two of us there are probably about 17... but I can’t feel any sympathy because he seems like an utter shit.

I guess that checks out.

Eric is a Trump... but I have my suspicions that he’s not donald’s

I know by now that the game should be called

Monster Hunter World... New event up, plus after over 400 matches using the Switch Axe I decided to actually try some new ones.

I was making fun of the food critic’s own self importance more than Guy.

If this guy’s endorsement was so powerful it shut down a restaurant... I can only imagine the power Guy Fiery wields and the restaurants destroyed in his wake.

It looks like she’s doing a Ted Cruz / Blob Fish impression in the lead image.

I consider Hamlet to be Lion King for people that want to appear sophisticated.

Rachel Dolezal took her body dysphoria to the next level.

One cat gets focused on licking black plastic... playstation controllers, tv remotes, etc.

I just wonder about the process of the person who discovered this. Did they just try random body fluids and see what worked?

What was your inspiration this year? Danny Ocean.

I do kind of wish I had that kind of self esteem / confidence... even if it is fueled by delusion, inbreeding, and moonshine.

They missed out by not also using “hack” in there and not hitting the awful video category trinity.

All I know is that my male gaze is seeing those prices and I’m like “Nah, we’re good”