The more he said hitman the more I heard it as two words.

I tend to over-tip just because I figure if someone has to interact with me and pretend to be nice I’m not going to get over math-y with them.

“I can’t believe you actually said ‘on fleek’ non-ironically at the party last night”

Starting the second story line (Pooka Prince) on Odin’s Sphere: Leifenstrudel.

[Why_Not_Both.meme]

I’m pretty sure most of them don’t have the capacity to feel bad about themselves. There’s probably not even reflection going on... They can go on about their business being rich white men.

That guy is an embarrassment to other lizard aliens in human suits. His face should be used as an example for “NOPE” when explaining the Uncanny Valley.

Women

I was just going to post this picture as a rebuttal

“...first-ever plus-size* girl**...”

I have an alarm cat who is part troll and part Velociraptor (a clever girl)

I haven’t seen the movie in ages, but watched it because a few female coworkers (one of which was absurdly attractive) were giving me grief because I hadn’t seen enough black movies... Which was probably fair criticism. In 1999 my favorite movies were probably UHF, Six String Samurai, and Mallrats.

I’m pretty sure Kris Kobach is a lizard alien being in an ill fitting human suit.

“She looked odd, but it didn’t alarm us,”

• God of War Collector’s Edition | $6 | GameStop

• God of War Collector’s Edition | $6 | GameStop

If there was an anime about anthropomorphic fruit characters... the main image looks like pictures from when LemoNicki-Chan feuded with Cardi B-ranger over who had the OK-est Starburst flavor.

At first I thought I read that he did this to a dying patient.

Sounds like a bunch of cheapskates in Chesapeake.

Of course Trump doesn’t consider it his fault. I mean, he’s probably thinking “If there were no more people of color, Jewish people, or LGBTQ+ individuals, there wouldn’t be anyone to attack.”