André 3000

“They used blackface in this movie and it wasn’t racist” -Megyn Kelly (...probably)

“...Mr. Spencer wanted to watch a movie downstairs and did not take ‘no’ for an answer,”

Of course I’d have to drive almost 12 hours TO Fort Stockton and then drive 15 hours home from New Orleans.

(dis)Credit to P.O.S.POTUS though... he said “pussy” so it’s more like a mentally diminished 15 year old who has just started swearing and only has the vaguest concept of women’s genitals and how they work.

This seems like a statement a mentally diminished 11 year old boy would make.

I used to do that on themoviespoiler.com it would give a complete description of everything that happens, and then sometimes a TL;DR.

Seems like a good question for the eventual Eric Trump interview... Along with “What is your favorite dinosaur?”

I’m sure there are a few adults learning this lesson too late as well.  I worked with a guy that had at least two [VOID] stamped name tattoos.

White woman police callers are bad enough on their own, get them together and apparently they combine like some evil Voltron of hate.

“At least I’ll have a bigger part in the next movie”

Woman in restraints, abandoned toddler... The situations are bad enough, but these cameras make the experiences look like found footage horror movies in the making.

Starring Ernie Hudson as “#WearingPlaidWhileBlack”

Katamari Royale.

“White Atlanta Mall Cop” seems like a dream job for an authority hungry racist with no marketable skills.

Kotaku ‘shop contest in 3...2...1...

Note: by referring to myself as unremarkable I wasn’t trying to lump myself in with the lumpy unremarkables... I didn’t realize the scope of “unremarkable” as a category.

(Sorry in advance for this long post that will probably be unreadable and in the greys forever)

Damn dyslexia... I read that as “Bjork reality” and was really intrigued.