It’s potentially even better if you make a publicly available form which feeds a spreadsheet that is publicly viewable, but privately editable.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Seems like every week this issue is being discussed here

If the water is shutoff, just go buy a gallon or two of water from the 7-11, dump it in the tank and voila, toilet flushes... Or you can scoop a turd by hand as that makes a better story.

Listen, I think these guys are all bullshit. They can find a condom that fits no matter what size they are.