Did they photoshop her hands and head? Her left hand is bigger than her entire head. Meanwhile, it’s like they shrunk her head. It doesn’t fit with the rest of her body.

Ever notice how all of these mass shooters also have hard-core crazy eyes going?

Kane outdid himself with this elegant yet sassy look. Soon available for $680.00 in finer stores everywhere or in refuse bins behind the Salvation Army.

TMZ is reporting the identity of the father.

I give her shit because she's just stupid and proud of it. She wasn't smart as Bruce; she's not smart as Cait. She's just stupid in high heels or penny loafers.

Fuck the Pope!

Her body finally caught up with her face. Gone, and by next week, forgotten.

Where the ratings are great, the plastic surgery is free, painless and with no recovery time whatsoever, and the wine flows from Gatorade canteens.

It’s joyous to see the hipster lemmings go off the cliff and dashed on salt beaches where they’re painfully impaled on shards of broken porcelain plates.

Cowboys and Poodles wear. Soon available in the 50% discount bin at finer Goodwill Stores everywhere.

You could make a giant version and stick the presidential candidates in the six holes. Or use your eyes to see right through them and save your money.

Does the word “shill” strike a familiar note?

This feels like a thinly disguised sponsored post.

The album’s cover is priceless showing Kanye as a little child in the 2nd grade.

That’s what happens when you French-kiss Xenu.

There’s also HB 372 that requires all males over the age of 14 to have an ultrasound of their lower colon before taking a shit.

I think we’ve made a love connection for Brie.

Jesus is waiting to see if Sasser comes back.

Help him, Donda. Help, help him Donda.

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