Not to be outdone by Vermin Supreme and his pro-pony platform, Hillary Clinton has sent her own jenny, Lena Dunham, to New Hampshire to appeal to the gelded-horse, old mare, and stubborn jackass voters.
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Teresa did not age well in prison.
Here’s Lamar in Kris’ bedroom. He’s lost some weight, his bulb is permanently dim, but he's useful.
Considering the "professor" looks like Lena Dunham after six months on meth doesn't help.
A Marco Rubio robotic clone, only taller and not thirsty.
To counteract the strong showing and attention-gathering platform of Vermin Supreme, Hillary Clinton has sent Lena Dunham to Hampshire.
100% would vote for
In a speech I heard him give (yes people have him give speeches) he said when he is president America will be made up of the “hooves and Hoove-nots.”
I have empathy, just not for everyone who complains, whines, and cries and does nothing.
You have a problem, not me.
There’s not need to understand anything about football to enjoy the spectacle.
A legend in her own mind perhaps, though she looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker's younger sister. Her sound is put-on artificial though I'm sure it goes over well in a metal shower stall or concrete-walled garage.
With all due respect to Aretha Franklin, she did not sing Nessun Dorma better than Pavarotti.
In a conciliatory gesture, Bill O’Reilly has sent Kelly a falafel.
Look at Manning’s face. All the signs of HGH and other drug use.
I don't know about you but yes, I am.
How dare you cite sources?! You were supposed to be a casual racist, but it turns out that you actually know what you’re talking about!