Ohio State Senate Majority Leader Tom Patton — more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

“It’s a worthy and honorable death.” said the man who didn’t die.

There’s nothing like the artificiality, environmental disaster, and wasted water of chemically-induced “green” lawns to show you’re a real concerned citizen.

There’s nothing like the artificiality, environmental disaster, and wasted water of chemically-induced “green” lawns…

Robert Kardashian: “You know, being dead isn’t so bad compared to living with Kris, the mutant children, the incessant drama that’s all bullshit.

It’s as real as Kris Jenner’s face, though both are extremely creepy.

"South Florida has all kinds of weird shit running around . . ."

I believe the little guy found his lady. Here’s the selfie.

“ I can see the Duggar’s house from here. Hey Josh, open the bathroom curtains!"

“. . . and crap in my diapers.”

“Not only is Rob Kardashian probably sleeping with Blac Chyna, he’s also rubbing it in the faces of his many family members.”

I'd throw this whole bunch of sheep biscuits in one direction under a steamroller if it would bring back Abe -or even if it doesn't.

Kris Jenner — without glasses and the armored-plated makeup.

“I just sold you to a Saudi prince. And tomorrow I'm bringing Lamar here — I need a brown ottoman in my bedroom."

Bush seemed to believe it was some righteous religious crusade, a message from God. He was as much of a lunatic as the rest of them.

If Cheney was really Satan in disguise trying to trigger WW3, then Rumsfed was one of his demon underlings. Both are lying, self serving excuses of human beings.

You say “chickenhawk” I say “chickenshit” but it’s more or less the same thing.

The worst thing for me is that these guys are directly responsible for the utterly pointless deaths of countless US personnel. Not to mention the walking wounded who are abandoned as the blood lust picks new prey. The poor families of those service people and this guy is treated like some celebrity, make me sick

“I went up to her like this and did a titty-twister and she had the audacity to not send me nekkid pictures. I told her I'd keep in my Bible 'cause no one ever looks there.”