“Not only is Rob Kardashian probably sleeping with Blac Chyna, he’s also rubbing it in the faces of his many family members.”

I'd throw this whole bunch of sheep biscuits in one direction under a steamroller if it would bring back Abe -or even if it doesn't.

“See girls, this is how you do bukkake. Now tell the pool guys to get back to work."

Kris Jenner — without glasses and the armored-plated makeup.

“I just sold you to a Saudi prince. And tomorrow I'm bringing Lamar here — I need a brown ottoman in my bedroom."

Bush seemed to believe it was some righteous religious crusade, a message from God. He was as much of a lunatic as the rest of them.

If Cheney was really Satan in disguise trying to trigger WW3, then Rumsfed was one of his demon underlings. Both are lying, self serving excuses of human beings.

You say “chickenhawk” I say “chickenshit” but it’s more or less the same thing.

The worst thing for me is that these guys are directly responsible for the utterly pointless deaths of countless US personnel. Not to mention the walking wounded who are abandoned as the blood lust picks new prey. The poor families of those service people and this guy is treated like some celebrity, make me sick

“I went up to her like this and did a titty-twister and she had the audacity to not send me nekkid pictures. I told her I'd keep in my Bible 'cause no one ever looks there.”

My vote for President will go to the candidate that commits to an executive order that anyone publicly singing “Amazing Grace” qualifies for an immediate and on-the-spot death sentence.

Many of the good upstanding protesting Christian men were shocked at the sight of breasts as these were the first they’d seen since viewing porn the night before.

2016 Winner of the Rachel Dolezal Award for “Idiocy In Action.”

Josh should have listened to Jesus and kept up his musical studies as an outlet for his hormones’ crescendo out of control.

I see your morality is applied unequally as befits your idiotic self-induced myopia.

Normally, I would agree with you but the two oldest girls have decided to parlay their abuse into a reality show under the guise of helping victims but all they’re doing is hanging out, doing nothing. They’ve gone out of their way to minimize their abuse to protect their attacker and their parents income and political…

Life is unfair. However, they are still responsible.

Yeah I am with you. It’s kind of meta but cognitive dissonance can both indicate higher cognitive facility AND a propensity for delusion. In this case, I’m not going to think someone’s intelligent because he thinks God can both love him and let terrible things happen to him. That's just cray.