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Not to worry. In a few years cheap clothes will be produced completely by machinery in America so these workers will have more time to relax and have more kids.

After Bruce/Caitlyn had surgery Kris had the testicles implanted in her cheeks as they were almost new and hadn’t been used in years.

Do Hurley and Oprah use the same photoshop retoucher?

This... this is exactly why I am tired of Facebook,Twitter,Instagram. They have become tools that are used primarily for the purpose of self promotion. Get off Facebook. Read something REAL. Expand your peripheral vision to those around you. Stop being a bunch of egocentric mouth holes and do something. Really do

Waiting until someone actually accomplishes something before posting will also benefit the climate by eliminating the massive amounts of hot air emanating from Facebook and Twitter.

Fortunately for Trevor Fitzgibbon he’s free to take Denny Hastert, Josh Duggar, War Machine, and Bill Cosby as clients to rehabilitate their PR images.

Listening to Claire and you might be a spirit animal much sooner than you want.

The danger of homemade infused oils.

I know it must be difficult living with sickness.

These Real Housewives are like a plague upon the earth. Every time I see one of these articles and wonder “Who the fuck are these people?” it’s always some Real Assholes.

Would like to see the look on her face when she finds out that Justin Bieber is not only banging her sister, her mother and Caitlyn, and also giving hand-jobs to Lamar.

If they’re going to Ethiopia will they be packing their own flies (Harry Winston flies at $400.00 each) or just slumming with the domestic flies (camel dung flies are $2.00 per million)?

Not cow patties, rather “500 Days of Allie Jones’” self-indulgent rambles masquerading as sub-par writing.

“This little piggy went to Congress,

Another chance to showcase Allie Jones with “146000 Days of Shakespeare.”

“It’s All About Me!” so please pay attention to my book about me. It’s much easier for everyone to pamper me and play my games than for me to work on myself. My projections and transference are not to be questioned as I seek to improve my projections and transference to avoid growing up. My infantilism is to be

That green monstrosity is a very nice look if you're a mental patient in the asylum. And the brown onesie is fantastic if you're under 18 months and still shitting your pants.

That green monstrosity is a very nice look if you're a mental patient in the asylum. And the brown onesie is

“On opening day, be sure and meet the Savior as He makes His way into the Ark riding his favorite dinosaur, Marysorus Magdelena.”

In this photo Micky's kids are dressed and ready for school. Micky is asking the school to replace the "Good Morning To You" song with the more appropriate "Horst Wessel" merry melody.