Or as incorrectly shaggy-haired Chris would say, "Lit-erally everyone had incorrect hair."

Get a good night's sleep before writing the rest of your Community reviews, cause this one was annoying as hell to read.  <3 U anyway TVDW.

Shoeshine.

One paragraph: "At first people think it's an accident, but when Chris and Ben confront Joe, they learn that he did it on purpose." Next paragraph: "Also great: Andy's inability to realize someone would do that on purpose—'What a crazy accident!'"

You're the AT&T of commenters.

Word up, saw the category and could think of no one that fit better than Big Star.

So he…was tolerable.  But now he's not.

No, I remember he called a Cardinals game at some point earlier in the season. It made me shoot myself. I'm dead now.

The Lone Ranger = Gary Farmer.

And four times more powerful than Bananaphone.

"Soundbite-friendly motto?"
The phrase "soundbite-friendly motto" is nonsensical.

There is a time and a place for original parody and that time was before Scary Movie 3.

This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.

Alistaire Higgenbottom's favorite color is paisley.

Hindu jokes
I almost thought they were getting in a jab at Outsourced with them. Because they weren't very funny in their own right.

SPOILER
He does in the end manage to pass the kidney stone.

The competition is for funny hot woman supremacy, so depending on how the two criteria are weighted, the Brie v. Fey match-up is not necessarily asinine. Necessarily.