I developed a love for Fentemen’s soft drinks when I was in Ireland. They aren’t cloyingly sweet like most American soft drinks and they have complex flavors. The grocery stores in my small town don’t carry them, but I often seek them out when I am in places with better stores.

Not only that, Team Blue makes sure that those of use wearing 3-or-4-hookers are buttoned up properly. I double dare someone to try the red method with a 4-hook bra and get it right the first time.

Pizza

This. Use book boxes people. The movers stack them up on a dolly, and 30 min. later you have all of your books in your house.  Easy peasy.

Preach! I have a HUGE library. I purchased floor to ceiling shelves to line two long walls with bookcases, and I also have bookcases in my bedroom and my office. I use them all the time. I have a big reference collection and rare books I’ve collected (as well as signed books that are now worth $$$).

Thank you, Madeleine.

In my supermarket they slapped a sign above the Lean Cuisines that says “Meals For One” and the tone just feels really judgey.

Listen, I eat a Lean Cuisine every damn day. It’s $1.88. What more needs to be said.

My mother, too. A couple of years ago I was thinking about her and being melancoly, so I ordered some Emeraude from the Land of Forgotten Perfumes, aka Vermont Country Store. It smells almost the same as I remember it. Scent is a big bringer-backer!

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

How does Revenge sound to you guys?

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

I’m debating ordering it myself but am not sure if i can bring myself to spend 85. Maybe i’ll just order and pizza and put on a track suit and say i’m pizza rat.

I have two cowlicks in my bangs and I still rock them. #bangsrule

This!! My sixhead neeeeded it! I prefer cutting my hair on my own... I live with an irrational fear of stylist bestowed bowl cuts :/

Fucking Wedgwood. WEDGWOOD Y’ALL. I have found it!

Samesies! And bat shit housewares!

I am just going to stay clear of telling you what your body is and isn’t. Seriously.

The smell of my plastic Barbie carrying case, circa 1982. Every time I smell that type of plastic, I experience the joy of having a special case where Babs lay with all her outfits neatly arrayed.

Middle School: Sensual Amber from Bath and Body Works, which I actually really love. I need to look for amber scented perfumes from fancier companies.