@KeyserSöze: I'd say he has had enough lunch.

Ohhhhh that Marmaduke!

@IndianaX:

Are people in creative fields running out of ideas? "Reboots" and book to film translations are really starting to ruin my childhood. Movies, cars , T.V. shows. Someone even went and made Where The Wild Things Are into some emotional, daddy issues movie. Why?!

Where all the white women at?

I was kicking ass and taking names last year in the traffic dept. Not one single morning did I ever get stuck in a jam and the ride home only saw the brakes at traffic lights.

@lilwillie: The designated freshmen. I never left for the night without one.

@87CapriceEstate: Mechanically it is the same. The only difference between the two being a few exterior panels and interior bits.

Huh. Doesn't look any different from what I've got going on now...

@Alfisted: I get it.

Really! You can't come up with an integrated spoiler?

@zadtheinhaler: You're going to love this.

@ppiddy: All that local 11 o'clock nightly news "logic" is pretty scary, but then I think back to the millions of people who drove rear wheel drive manuals and their children who slid around on the vinyl seats in back. I was one of those children and somehow I don't remember the population thinning out to the levels…

As I said earlier, I like this a lot. I'll be in here all day if anyone is looking.

@Optixtruf: Would it be irony if I put "Fight the Beige" on my Aura?

@Ben Wojdyla: Word.

@Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets: Bah! That should read, "something no one gets to ecperience anymore"

This is like the first time I read Jalopnik. Pure awesome and a welcome breath of fresh air that wasn't a forum, but more like the wild west of the car world.

@Frank Grimes: Hey Grimey! Do you think this is epic? I know you don't use that word often.

I invite any and all Jalop's to gaze upon this beauty as soon as it arrives in my showroom. Joyrides will be limited to fellow Jalops I know personally, but trust me when I say you can come and sit in it without being hassled into buying one. Just make me look busy long enough to read Jalopnik without being hassled by…