A belt sander, some primer, Bondo! and 1 Michigan winter, then and only then would I not mind being seen in it.

@Baby beater Benz: But you commented. Thats 1.

"And if they ever try, expect Jalopnik to be on the front lines of the battle to stop them."

@Ash78, revved up like a deuce: This is the only answer that spans across all continents which makes it the only answer.

Making Barney Stinsons point even truthier.

No way. Its a fun car, but only $10,000 worth. Crack pipe.

Thanks for sending her my way to purchase that SRX from me.

Point of odor. This stinks!

@Baby beater Benz: It takes a certain kind of person to do this. I often find myself wondering if this is really what I want to do.

@Michael Minor: I'll give them my phone, or drive them to the library to use the computer. I was almost taken by the Best Buy scam and would never ever do something like that. I wouldn't work where I do if that was the case.

@stevenshytle1: If someone would have it, I would love too.

@tackett: Yes. Yes they are.

@Christo Acosta: What I really mean is that the buyer should find a way to get the whole value (which I would love to explain if I had the time and will be back Monday? to tell you how) instead of only getting you half way there.

@Mike Egan: Maybe you misunderstood or I didn't explain it right.

@PixelProphet: Let me put this in perspective for you. We use something you may have heard of before called a little black book. Its produced by the NADA and is going to have the values that multiple dealers are going to give you even if you pit them against one another. The only way to get the best possible value is…

@SexCpotatoes: Ebay is great for getting a very good idea of vehicle values. However, they use a national system as opposed to a local system. Meaning a car in Michigan which is subject to crappy roads and salt corrosion (sp?) will not be worth as much as its Texas counterpart.

Hi. I'm a car dealer. No need to bring your phone, I'll let you use the computer on my desk to look this up. So no, the Phonernet didn't do anything extraordinary.

@vaportrail: I have a Saturn Aura among other vehicles. Daily driver worthy, never had a problem, and its got what I want to keep me from strangling people like a radio and an input for my music.

@arozzi: I was under the impression that because it was in quotes and since the womans name is on the car, Elena is the name of the car.

@arozzi: Great name for a person, but for a car?!