@John Krewson: This isn't MotorTrend.com; how the hell did I end up here??

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: 1. you would have to come up with a uniform design 2. find a way for it to have to be changed out each lap. 3. make it big enough to have BOSCH written on it so it can be seen by the cameras and spectators. 4. Give it a sweet name like "Wiper of Tomorrow"

@Scandinavian Flick: Car phone was also to generic.

#12 Put illegal moonshine in the trunk, have cops give chase. You know, taking it back to the roots.

@layabout SAVE THE JALOP 9 !: The same people that can't stop talking about their iPhones.

My dad worked on the Impact program with GM. Anyone remember that? Anyway, I got to sit in (not drive as I was 9 at the time) The coolest Reatta ever built. It had a laptop in the back which ran a program which was designed to trick the car computer into thinking it was electric. Why? I have no idea, but it had a full…

I can't vote nice price for something I can show off in the garage only. Really I could build a Top Fuel Dragster or modify a ZR1 'Vette to do those speeds for less than half the cost of this here machine. Its pretty and pretty fast too, but I wouldn't spend 1/2 a million on that.

@TV's Paul Y.: Or... just a little faster than a ZR1 for 5 times the price. You decide.

@pauljones: He is in town for the free car sex convention next weekend... err dream cruise. Hey Wert, I have a spot at 4th and Woodward in Royal Oak reserved. Come join me and bring me a Save the Enzos shirt.

I see these on a daily basis. It seems to sit really low in the back. I can usually catch them on 696 or parked in Royal Oak. So far I have seen Red Jewel, White, Silver and black. I didn't know I should be grabbing pictures due to the frequency of them being driven around here. I should have known better I guess.

This is the guy that would have helped me turn my old '94 Escort into a snowmobile. I had the plans and everything, just not enough redneck in my friends with welders and cutting torches to get the job done. I'll tip back a can of The Beast in honor of this guy tonight.

@Motor_Yakuza: He voided it when he took out the camera.

@Scandinavian Flicking Jezebel the bird for...: I was waiting for that.

I don't get it. I was backed into in a parking garage in Royal Oak. I was in a demo 2008 Chevy Malibu. The guy was drunk and backed up close to what the police believe to be 10mph, maybe a little faster and it cost.... wait for it... $471.36 to replace at a Chevy body shop. Not $3,400 Whats the deal?

A Cassette AND CD player? Now I have seen everything.

Keeping cool? Nah... When you have 10-12 little kids duct taped and tied up in the back, those windows get mighty foggy. Best to keep a stronger A/C unit to pull out some of that moisture.

So Dodge can sprinkle this on people and they will defend Dodge to the death on a blog that is roughly 90% jokes about the editor fucking a car or Wes having a nice ass.

So they figured out what GM is taking 3 years to do in less than 2 months of it being available? Can these guys do transmissions?

Holy God I can read comments, and even post again. Thank you Gawker Overlords.

@Maymar is (insert recent meme here): Me too, I have a Par Graph of all the pies I like and Pie Graph of all the bars I like.