@Prawo Jazdy And The Velocity Trumpets: What the hell! how did strolling get in my quote?

@Strooooolling the Jalopplayer: @pauljones: Cobalt/Ion

@pauljones: #16 I'll throw an empty bottle of Jack at someones face for that. Do not slam the f***ing doors.

@Plecostomus will never win COTD... but has a: I see what you did there.

1. "I am the Car your Driver, who picked you up at work, out of the house of slavery; you shall have no other cars before me, I am not a part time taxi. You shall not make for yourself a model, whether in the form of anything that is in the drag coeeficient above, or that is on the road beneath, or that is in the oil…

There is no need to use the motor when your going end over end, so we have added engine shutoff monitored and controlled by two gyro's in the front and rear of the car.

"Survey: Sat-Nav Systems Makes Drivers 12% More Fuel Efficient, More Jackassy"

Is that Roy's BMW?

One Dr. Jack Kervorkian comin right up for my friend from Riverside, Iowa.

Hasn't GM learned enough about Toyota manufacturing to stop this "joint" venture?

Those are chick magnets.

@Lost in the age of Aerostar: There has to be a local junkyard somewhere that will allow us to gather.

2008 Saturn Aura 4 banger is called the S.S. More Powerful than Everything Put Together. Its the official vehicle of Team Awesome.

Hows about one for Detroit? Except without i09 and just Jalopnik.

@Formerlythegreatestdriver: I can't move. Its not that I like being in Detroit, just that its the closest I can get to Ohio for Cedar Point without living there.

@Prawo Jazdy And The Velocity Trumpets:

F**k! It reads license plates? I'm screwed in Ohio.

Also, I'm referred to as the "White Whale" in Ohio. See, I'm from Michigan and have an outstanding ticket in Ohio. Michiganders don't pay those. The funny part is I go to Cedar Point and Kings Island quite a few times during the summer. So you have to imagine me laughing my ass at every cop I pass on the turnpike and…

I can't remember that. Too many times I guess. I do remember being a porter at a dealership in High School and getting pulled over 2 times in one week "testing" the new Impala SS. Same cop, same road. I miss those days.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: We all did something dumb a couple twenty times when we were kids. Do you know how fast hot wheel tracks go up in flames?