Ahh. Snowy Tuesdays in Russia.

Great. COTD is up. I can start drinkin. Congrats el Chimpo. You've just earned a Dr. Jack.

Didn't watch the video. Does it come with the chick magnets the 2010 Camaro comes with attached to the calipers?

I put a cow in the back yard.

@Ash81:

A Dr. Jack was just made for you.

@J Schm (n rltn t Schm): Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed.

Because the speedometer says I can. Thats it... no fancy reasonings. If my car topped out at 70, then so be it. But it doesn't. It tops out at 127mph where the governor throttles it down.

Dr. Jack for you. Thats like nine of them or something.

@Baron Plushroom von Falconpunchen: It actually turned him down. Something about washing its hair, grandma dying or something.

I was just about to go over there and let them know this has been done. Some guy named Rey Wart beat me to it.

If it didn't look like a can of Tag Body Spray for Sick Cats, it might be worth closer to $3K.

What happened to the good ol days of Jalopnik when Alex was accepted around these parts?

But will Jake still be on the air intake?

Nissan's Viral Marketing Strategy on how to void your warranty.

Just now pouring that Dr. Jack in your honor, sir.

@Duke engineerd von Prandtl:

Haha.. the red head keeps lowering her dress to hide her panties. Gotta save whats left of that dignity, you know?

Another in-service cop car. No matter how far you get or how many times you out-maneuver the cops. You're going to get a guaranteed cop beating for taking the car and making "Sarge" look bad.