So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

It’s better with sound.

You went a wee bit overboard.

Your puns are pissing me off.

I see what you did there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there, and there.

Urine big trouble if this happens to you while streaming wirelessly. Apple shouldn’t stall, and quickly offer something in loo of completely wireless if they are jockeying for a number one slot and want to keep a leg up. Offering a dongle could hold water. Maybe they should they slash the price on a replacement pair…

you are getting there, not courageous enough though.
courage from Apple would be:
And we removed the bottom, we saw that many bags in the industry have a weak bottom, that tears too often, breaking the stuff you carry around, like unprotected iphones.
So we removed the bottom,

A picture of Tim Cook announcing the new iBag

and hear i thought they were touting their service and quality as lossless.

I found this in the lost archives.

I honestly think he was probably just a few IQ points shy of taking the short bus to school.

And under sharia law, owners of good Christian looms will be compelled to weave halal threads for burkinis.

Hooboy. Herr Asshat has really started snorting the carrots. I can’t make heads or tails of what he is even thinking in that mangled statement of loosely incoherent idiocy.

“And now the cyber is so big, and you know you look at what they’re doing with the internet.”

He’s right. Cyber is very big. And if we wish to defeat ISIS, we are going to have to start weaving internet addresses into the website loom before there is a Radical Islamic virus!

So, the internet goes out and you feed the birds to the cat? I guess that’s one way to handle it...

Sure, you don’t do anything smugly.

I believe that is the second stage “removable interstage”. Some launch vehicles require the second stage engine to ignite prior to separation. Soyuz does this too. So this mean you need somewhere for the thrust to go before actual seperation, which is why those vehicles have holes in the middle of the rocket.