@a.seivewright: Damn right it doesn't.

Pedobear is so happy! Now the real pedophiles will come out and do it with REAL children!

@HardRojo: YYEEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Haha! My Galaxy S is more powerful!!! Or is it? I don't know. I could use some help here.

I misread that as Justin Bieber like... 4 times. I was so... happy that he was dead.

@JohnnyricoMC: Uhh. I was just kidding. Besides, I wasn't necessarily referring to the President of the US. I could've meant the president of Kyrgyzstan.

@iScrewFanbois: I never said that we would know which flight has the Prez in it from the app. You just know which one to shoot at.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Uhh. I was just kidding. Besides, I wasn't necessarily referring to the President of the US. I could've meant the president of Kyrgyzstan.

@huntred: Uhh. I was just kidding. Besides, I wasn't necessarily referring to the President of the US. I could've meant the president of Kyrgyzstan.

@PushingRope, @blyan-reloaded: I found it on the internets. It is amusing, no?

Well, this is the app terrorists will use to plan things.

Well done, man.

@Copernileo: Thats right.

@dereksalem: Yeah, you got the 12 year old part right! I'm 12 years old, and I didn't need this.

@shadow: Actually, the call quality on my Galaxy S is better than what some of you folks would get in the US. I get full bars, even if I go to a village, lock the doors of a windowless room and hide under the bed. The 3G speeds are also pretty good, because not many people use 3G and the load is very less.

I kept thinking, "Oh my god this is freaky", but every time he got to a new section, it got freakier. 5:29 was retarded.