@Justin Boyle: Either way, I have a 512kbps connection now, with my DL speed as 60 kb/s.

Oh yeah, that reminds me, how would you listen to music on the iPad? I cant imagine a pair of headphones sticking out of that....

@psyph3r: I like that. I sooooo like that.

Call Of Duty:

@pranthin8or: I also cannot imagine Mirror's Edge like this....

@Benguin: You could just shoot the whole building down while standing outside!

I didn't know you could break walls with a gun....

@AtomFury: =0. I feel your pain, man.

50kps? The actual download speed needs to be 50KPS!?!?! I ONLY GET 30!!!!!

@Sylar will take the power from Crecente's hair: Oh yeah!!! Chainsaw Banana, here we come!!!

@Pheermee: Nooo!! I always hated that evil Snape!

So, basically, iPhone rules in everything except price and multitasking, and Pre wins in everything related to price.

I read the Mac Mini part 5 times or so. I dont get it.

I just spent 41 seconds of my life watching a bird peck at a can. It didn't even dent it!!!!

The sleeves could also be used to separate magnetic particles in the coffee!!!

I wonder if this is the all new slim one with low calories or the fat one with built in layers of Banana(PS2) and Carrot(PS) (Backwards Compatibility)

@RawrSpoon: I played through Portal, all the way, and the cake? It was a lie.

I'm guessing I'm a little TOO junior for this job. Oh well, at least I'll help save a poor baby deer... #meta

I wish I could eat that.... Looks so tasty...

@echo off: Independence day?