Huffing babies is the best. It’s why I became a doula. I couldn’t trust my friends to keep having babies for me to huff—I had to find a new supply.

My daughter is 10, I am 99% sure she knows it’s a dumb game but she is at the age where her friends moms all do this game and she only wants one because her friends have them. I guess that also means I could make her Keeper of the Elf and then I never have to worry about it again, right?

I have nightmares I am going to get one of these evil elves for Christmas and then my kids will beg me to play the stupid game. If it happens, I plan on giving the elf to a friend’s dog so she can use it as a chew toy.

My daughter got a Barbie Dream House for Christmas last year. THANK FSM there was a YouTube tutorial on how to assemble the thing or it would still be in pieces. Threading the pullies for the two elevators was not exactly intuitive nor were the pictures in the manual at all helpful. What did parents do before…

I know, right???

we had the farm—when you opened the barn door it made a Moo-ing sound. It was awesome. We also had the house and school house. I played for hours with it. The new Little People that are bigger and “safer” just aren’t the same.

Fisher Price Circus Train. My Dad is a ham radio operator and I remember him calling Santa on his CB one Christmas Eve and asking Santa specfically for this. He never gave it to me. Sigh. I got a doll instead.

It’s $700 because there is at least $200-$300 in wool roving in that project. The raw materials are luxurious and pricey!!

I have been known to tell my doula clients they bake lovely babies.

I use dye from Sally Beauty Supply, and the only good thing I can say about my grey is that it does give depth and dimension to what would ordinarily be a single-process dye job. Grey hairs are free highlights!

My grey isn’t coming in all sexy and silver, it’s salt and pepper all over the top of my head. I tried to let it go, but I just felt old and tired whenever I looked in the mirror. Back to bottled brown/violet for me!

Shut up. The neighbour’s cat has made my allergy act up. That’s why I have tears in my eyes.

You can only vote on Moose Law if you go to Moose Jaw.

I’d have to move. And possibly burn down that house. Snakes terrify me. I hope the owner is in big trouble.

I’ve been binge-watching Zoo for the past two days. This video terrifies me.

wraps for your belly, wraps for your nails.....sometimes you just want wraps for people’s mouths.....

I jog. I have been known to drink a smoothie from time to tome. I know that if a person goes running and drinks a smoothie and doesn’t post about it on Facebook it has still happened—because I track my Kms on a website and keep that shit private for my own use—I don’t constantly post about my workouts on FB because…

I just passively aggressively post articles debunking cleanses and wraps and paleo diets. Don’t even get me started on detoxes....

The second any friend of mine starts posting endless pictures of their “awesome” smoothies, Whole30 meals, paleo stuff and talk endlessly about how great they feel ever since they started CrossFit on Facebook I hide them. Bo-oring.

http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/nurse-… This is one of my favourite responses to Joy’s comments. I was a nurse for almost 10 years. My stethoscope was my constant companion.