When I was a nurse you can bet your bippy I washed before I went to the bathroom (and after) I did some gross things on the job!

...you are also in control of your own mask when you are in labour. If you start to get too light-headed and weak, you will naturally drop the mask, and then you will stop taking in the medicine. That keeps you from getting too much at a time.

THANK YOU for this. You have no idea how much time I've spent worrying about that puppy and his sleeping arrangements.

pulled pork poutine is the shizz. I would marry it if I could. A local sports bar here did Putin Poutine for the last Winter Olympics it was LGBT Poutine (Lettuce Grilled chicken Bacon Tomato) and 5 bucks from every order went to the Sexuality Resource Education Center in my city. It was delicious.

Has anyone said can opener? I seriously can't live without a good can opener. My current favourite is the hilariously named Starfrit Little Beaver.

I have a stainless steel glove to go with mine—I ordered it right after the day I tried to make scalloped potatoes garnished with a slice of my thumb.

My son is missing a part of his brain—the speech center. He was born with a benign cyst behind his left eye—it took years of therapy but he speaks now—he has some residual motor issues but he will live a very normal and productive life. The ability for the brain to re-wire itself is absolutely incredible.

That was SO NERVEWRACKING oh my goodness.

My dearly departed Basset Hound went through a phase where she decided Crayola (and only Crayola) crayons were more delicious than any dog treat ever conceived. She also, over the course of her life, liked to snack on my cross stitch projects, The Holy Bible (we think she was possibly Mormon since she LOVED getting…

The only time I stop at Timmies is to get Timbits to shut my kids up in the back of the car. Then I go to McD's to get my coffee.

They sponsor Park Clean Up Day for Girl Guides. I think it's funny—and I also think it's their way to balance their karma since we pick up a LOT of THEIR trash when we clean up the parks.

^^^^ I'd rather drink McDonald's coffee if I need drive-through. #notallcanadians

My friend showed me a funny video of that one day—about a Stepford Wife-type lady who kisses her husband goodbye as he goes off to work, and then changes into domanatrix gear and whips men and yells at them while they scrub her house and bake a cake. She changes back into civilian clothes and then greets her husband…

I preferred Tangled over Frozen as well. I loved the songs and the cast (especially Maximus the horse)

This is a real thing? You aren't goofing around with a Funny or Die parody here?

That is cuter than a basket full of fluffy kittens.

I had one of those toddlers. I had the number for Poison Control written on my fridge in permanent marker. The Poison Control people are very nice.

Preach, Sister. Imma 'bout ready to sell my tween to some carnies.

How much you want to bet that sweater vest is hiding the logo for some operating system or video game on that t-shirt?

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