My husband had a rental property for many years—up until late this summer when one of his tenants got into a fight with her boyfriend and decided in an alcohol and drug-fuelled raged it would be super cool if she tried to burn him in their bed.

Do they get a bulk discount on teeth-whitening strips?

I order diet coke with my Big Mac meal because the fake cancer-causing sugar tastes better to me than the high fructose corn syrup. My husband teases me about it every. single. time.

I don't sleep well unless I climb into a freshly-made bed. Fact. My husband sleeps later than I do and ties the blankets up into knots so I will sometimes make the bed right before I climb in to go to sleep,but it always gets made so I don't have to climb into a tangle.

I got cheesy third-tri shots done my second time around—they are buried at the back of the baby book where no one will ever see them.

That's how you summon a Patronus....right??

SPOILER ALERT:

Gin! We will get along just fine. :-)

I'll pull another rocker up on my front porch for you. What shall I spike your lemonade with? We can yell at kids to turn down their music and get off my lawn and such.

Lalalalala I can't hear you....

Can I just tell myself she was there with a friend?

Thank you, Llllbeth. Your kind words sure beat what a LLL League member told me about my oldest—that I caused his speech delay by not nursing him (he couldn't physically get the milk out of my body due to developmental issues so he was bottle fed after 2 weeks of torture and starvation) 10 years later those words…

He is—the meal plan is very easy to follow and it is laid out practically in baby talk on the website we download it from. :-)

How do I get my spouse to cook better meals? I subscribe to a meal-planning program so if I am not home to cook dinner he just goes down the list to the next one in line and boom! Our kids get something with a vegetable for supper.

Here we are now, entertain us.....

Even when it was working well for me, nursing was always uncomfortable. I hated the feeling of constant tugging. I was never able to nurse very long, (my longest stretch between my three was around 7 months) and I have lots of negative feelings about my time nursing, but that was a catchy video! I wish I had had…

That must be it. I think her own baby has mellowed her out a bit—she is still silly and often says things in a rather coarse way, but for some reason it has become endearing.

I have a soft spot in my heart for Snooki. She seems like a sweet person.

uhhh...that's what we did in high school...

My worldview has been shaken. How can I actually AGREE and SUPPORT something she does???