Is he saying that all this could have been avoided with a participation trophy, a round of applause and a complimentary pussy-grab back in September 2015? Because that’s kinda what I’m hearing.

yeah but beebs at least USED to have the good boy persona.

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

The thing is, they don`t. Neither did I at that age, though. One of the unwritten rules of that age is giving your beauty and personality to scrubs who don`t appreciate it.

this comment is actually one of the (myriad) reasons I support a basic minimum income.

I couldn’t agree more. Sharing this kind of information is so helpful—particularly to young people who are just starting out and see their friends buying SUVs and having extravagant weddings and taking crazy vacations. They need to know that those things are putting their friends into huge debt.

Fuck, I would settle for the grandparent who takes the kid every Tuesday.

Any stories that Jezebel publishes about money and poverty as it relates to all kinds of women are stories I want to read. There’s so much shame and secrecy about finances in our culture, and stories like this have a way of lancing those boils and making everything clearer and easier for everybody.

If you own the house you live in, you are not poor, full stop. New Jersey has the highest property taxes at 2.29%, which is barely the rate of inflation.

Perhaps whoever designed that dress is really into Picasso?

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

I know, right? You don’t want to donate, then fucking don’t. But shitting on kids who are working hard, are proud of their achievement and are asking for a bit of help achieve even more is bullshit.

The shorter thin white guy has an atrocious sense of style, at one point during their Christmas special on NBC he was wearing dark palazzo pants with an oversized white shirt.

Have you tried having 5 people chant your spell through autotune?

Weather Channel for life or till wrong snow amount prediction.

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

I’m pretty sure that, here in Chicago at least, it started out as a summer marketing campaign by Stoli, who went around to every bar and gave out free cases of those copper mugs.

But I’m not sad for her, since this is what she wanted....

Cocaine is going on. Lots and lots of cocaine.

100% same. This feels “make fun of Amanda Bynes during her breakdown”-level of tacky.