Don’t have one. I dropped the Bears 3 years ago and thought another team might come to me as a new favorite. None did. Now I watch maybe five NFL games a year and have Sundays free to do as I please.

There is literally no better feeling in the world than when I dropped the Bears as my favorite team. Not my divorce from a soul sucking marriage. Not when I left the worst job ever to teach kids with disabilities and found my true calling. Not the birth of my niece or my nephew. Not the fucking Cubs World Series.…

I still think the game where the Bears only punted (no TDs, interceptions, fumbles, or FGs) is the most impressive feat in sports history.

You know, if I had told the average Bears fan a year ago that Jay Cutler would finally be purged from this roster, they’d have probably been delighted.

Aw man Cirque is amazing though. When we were in Vegas we saw O and were thoroughly in awe.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

The implication that teams (and fans) are “giving” these players “everything” out of anything other than self-interest is particularly hilarious

At any point in his career prior to now did Hayward actively choose to stay in Utah? They drafted him, and then he was a restricted free agent who signed an offer sheet with another team that Utah matched.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

After all the in-tournament cheating scandals, I just can’t enjoy watching competitive CS:GO anymore. Rather than being impressed, I find myself thinking, “didn’t he track just a little too directly towards the second guy’s head?” etc. It gets exhausting, because you can’t help but analyze every minute detail.

Can we finally dispense with the fiction that Doc is some sort of basketball genius? Yes, he won a title with 3.25 hall of famers, and yes, he handled the Sterling departure situation very well, but the dude is a dingus.

You can’t throw that kind of shade at WoK and not at least disclose what you consider to be the #1 movie.

You can’t throw that kind of shade at WoK and not at least disclose what you consider to be the #1 movie.

“When we have sex, we like to think that above all else, we’re fucking sexy.”

I can honestly say I have never in my life ever spent one second of my life concerned about someone seeing my butthole during sex. It has never even entered into my mind.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.