OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

I met someone I really clicked with. Then he let it out he actually voted for trump, and I’m in the Bay Area. “You don’t have to like him, but you gotta admit he’s effective.”

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Disclosure: The author of this piece has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox. His opinions are his own.

I’m a libtard but I’ve also spent a significant portion of my career prosecuting police officers. That’s why I became a prosecutor.

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

I presume the plan is to sit Trubisky at the learning tree that is *stifles giggle* Mike Glennon for a few years?

A few stray observations.

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

You don’t leave it to chance.

“Trubisky” is an anagram of “But...risky?”

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Real Talk: how are we all going to die?

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.