motion to include "sweater puppies"

Didn't Tebow routinely go down on his knee and pray after scoring a touchdown? I don't recall him ever getting penalized for that...

"players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations while on the ground." Isn't every celebration technically performed on the ground?

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

" I am a white male, nobody really gives a shit as to what offends me."

"It seems impossible assuming there's no threesomes or incest in there."

LPShea, go back to fifth grade because your fractional math doesn't work.

If mom is 1/8th, she's 2/16ths, and (2/16 + 1/16)/2=3/32

3/32 =/= 1/12.

Yea, like that time you let those natives borrow your blankets and the assholes never returned them. Assholes. Or when your ancestors bought all those black people but then eventually had to let their kids go free without reparations. Total bullshit.

Every culture has suffered atrocities.

This argument makes very little sense. There are many, many injustices in the world, and there is no rule that we must address them starting with most to least grievous. If so, we fall down this slippery slope to a place where the only thing we are allowed to criticize is murder, or genocide. I mean, it sounds dumb,…

Easy - you make shit up.

Honest question: how can you be a twelfth something? If you have a Cherokee great grandparent, you're one-eighth Cherokee. With a great-great-grandparent, you're one-sixteenth. It seems impossible assuming there's no threesomes or incest in there.

That one guy defending the name should suit up as secondary help. He's really good a backpedaling.

I don't think it's a given the ball just rolls out for a free kick. I'd say the goalie believes the attacker has the best play on the ball after it bounces and he better get to it first. He doesn't start moving until the ball goes past the head of the attacker, who btw has his back to the goal.
I'm sure he's not…

Really? We're blaming this one on the goalie?

I demand payment for this story. If payment can't be arranged, then I demand a free pizza for this story. If a free pizza can't be arranged, then I demand a day-old sandwich for this story.

Nope. People become furries after experiencing a severely traumatic event.