What a bullshit way to lose a game. Damn! And I’m a Bulls fan!

Well ... if you’re buying, I’m up for a beer. See? There’s an example of my smartness. I get a free beer while you get to feel better in my presence.

I am happy to say that I called it after Durant defected to the Warriors: Russell Westbrook was prime to average a triple double. “Nope! Not in today’s league!” the naysayers said. The guy is Sonic the Hedgehog and the Energizer Bunny all rolled up into one. With no peer on his team, I knew he would end up having to…

“Why does this man continue to find work?”

Thanks for the clarification!

Lance Stephenson is out of the League? Damn! George Karl was right, “Lazy and crazy won’t cut it.”

I’ll bite.

I know, right? It’s totally safe up in here ... Honey, is that gas I smell?!

This is all we needed right? This is enough to IMPEACH Donald Trump, right?

I thought Patricia was going to tell us that Harper’s design was modeled after Jill Stein.

Is there some kind of Galactic Civil Council that we can appeal to when things are this ridiculously bad? Between the Olympics and the World Cup, Brazilian authorities have willfully imploded their economy. The worst part of the fiasco is that no one will hang for this. People might be voted out of office, but this is…

“The bill came during Mardi Gras.”

I’d like to hear their music.

As a fellow UC sufferer, my heart goes out to this guy and everyone else with this and Chrons. I have been lucky to finally find some medication that works. Otherwise, I was pushing my doc for the same surgery.

Imminent Galactic Domain is the term I think. Right?

You left out a really obvious option.

A game where the objective is to beat the living crap out of your opponent ... and the issue is taunting? Give me a fucking break!

It’s kinda hard to make out, but it sounds like he says, “Jeez! You bastard!”

“Ma” or “Mom” generally. Obviously if we’re in public and I need to get her attention I call her by her given name.

The push-back has to start at the state and local-level. Not four years from now. Not at the mid-terms in 2018. RIGHT. NOW.