It has taken a long time, but as of now—reaching the end of this article and reading the referenced tweet ... it has finally hit me.

This guy is the literal meaning of getting fucked over by your attorney, isn’t he? Jesus fucking Christ.

Information point: How do YOU pronounce the word Coyotes?

Jared Goff is a dumb name. There’s no way he’ll be successful. Just like Casey Keenum. These are dumb names. Teams should only draft guys with strong names like Joe Montana, John Elway and Vinny Testaverde.

Hook those babies up to the power grid, will ya? We are in desperate need of bio-energy.

Yeah, I tried to amend my comment and point out it was overly simplistic. This is what happens when you try and post and work at the same time. Your elaboration was much more accurate.

Well ... we know of the philosophy of the Bears, White Sox and Bulls ... it’s called being cheap. Full stop.

Phyllis Schlafly was a very large figure in the anti-women’s rights movement. Knowing that she existed and was beloved is all anyone need know about how humans routinely advocate against their own best interests.

I think the System I’m describing is beyond the active ice strategy. It extends to the scouting, development and front office teams. But your point is certainly taken. The ice strategy will change depending on the roster, but the overall long-view is what sets the team apart from other NHL franchises right now.

Yeah ... I have given up on trying to figure out the effective range of the hook. I feel like I’m on the other side of the map and ...YANK! ... I’m staring down the barrels of his junk cannon.

The Blackhawks have a solid system. You don’t win THREE Stanley Cups in SIX years without knowing what you’re doing at every level. This is of course completely antithetical to their modus operandi (or lack thereof) in the years leading up to Bill Wirtz’s death.

Yeah, this is why I amended my user handle. On some sites I am a real person, and on others I don’t really exist. The Kinja Gods are fickle beasts.

It occurred to me that fifteen to twenty years from now people like Beck would reflect on their behavior during the last 8 years and find themselves embarrassed. It looks like Mr. Beck himself has reached this point rather early. Let’s see if it sticks, or if he becomes the next Newt Gingrich; constantly expressing…

That brings new meaning to the term “showing your ass”.

Yeah, when I saw it was a little dribbler I starting thinking, “Please just make a clean throw. Just a normal clean throw.” When he unleashed a laser beam that made me even more nervous. My mind jumped ahead in time by about five seconds and I could see the ball sailing past Rizzo and into right field.

Some grandmas don’t wanna be woke, son!

“One of the great American lies is that profitability is the direct byproduct of ruthlessness. Donald Trump’s entire campaign is based on this idea, that success only comes by fucking other people over.”

How’d you know?

Oooooooooo ... God damn, dude. Low blow. +100 points!

Yeah ... I remember trying to insulate myself before the Red Sox series. “They’re probably not going to do shit. We haven’t won in almost 100 years.” And then that El Duque situation went down with the Damaso Marte (ARSONIST! ARSONIST!) loaded bases. After that I thought, “Shit! Maybe the cornfield ghosts are rooting…