Donald Trump is the perfect example of a person finding out they have way more power than they deserve to ever have. At first he was a clown. Then he was an irritant. Now he’s dangerous. He’s essentially a 5-year old with an empty pistol. And then someone handed him a box of bullets. It’s only a matter of time before…

Ooops!

Ouchie! My head hurts just looking at the photo.

I love Westbrook’s response: “Seriously? This guy? Are you guys seeing this? He’s gone, right?”

She keeps it in a magical locket around her neck. Don’t you know anything!? Read a book whydoncha!

In the emotionless words of HAL9000, “It is puzzling, isn’t it?”

He’s got the lobes!

Pretty hot photo of Miss Schumer!

It’s really hard to believe it’s been 11 years since my White Sox reached the Promised Land. I remember right before the season started, looking at the roster and thinking, “Wow. This pitching staff is stacked! We just need to scrape together 2 or 3 runs a game and we could win a lot of games!”

I love Laurie Hernandez, but ... this ... this is cheating for her, right? Has this been acknowledged in even a winking, nudge, nudge way?

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me that I’ve been doing it wrong all weekend? The point of Battlefield 1 multiplayer isn’t to get headshot 5 seconds after spawning? Color me surprised!

I applaud your decision to put your child at the forefront of such social situations as hugging. I’ve tried to avoid all the common tropes that parents are expected to adopt out of no other reason than, “That’s how my parents handled it.”

RE Jessica Drake: Ooooops!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! This is absolutely wonderful news. He’ll be free to spout utter nonsense without fear of retribution from his employer now. This is a match made in Heaven.

This is gold. I LOL’d.

Holy shit! I think I pulled a muscle laughing.

Okay, the Melania joke was pretty good. There’s no two ways to go on that one. That’s the first thing Trump has done that I can get behind.

Why is Dominic Monaghan on the pitch in that photo?

Can you imagine if Cardinal Dolan suddenly smashes a saffron-infused sauteed baby carrot into Donald Trump’s ear? I think Hilary might pause a moment before diving in to restrain the Cardinal.

Chablis? Pinot noir? or Arsenic?